I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Got stuck on the bouncing boobs and almost became a daddy, barely had time to pull out

I put four fingers in her, tightened the belt around her neck - well, cum faster

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Son, stop peeping! Come here, I'll make a man out of you

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing